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Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"No one told us this was an incognito party!"

"Just be yourself."

Mardi Gras

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Modern Major General

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Advocado

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

A man washing a mascot costume

Blue Dress and Feather

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Falstaff

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'I think he's lonely.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."