"I'm afraid it's your suit...you're suffering from batnipple."
Costume Critique Gifts
Are you shopping for someone who loves analyzing costumes, whether in theater, cosplay, or Halloween? Our collection offers clever, amusing gifts that honor their keen eye and playful spirit. Perfect for those who enjoy poking fun at fashion faux pas or celebrating creative costume efforts, these products add humor and personality to their hobby. Whether for a friend, colleague, or costume critic yourself, find something that captures their love of critique with a lighthearted twist.
Remote control pirate bully
"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"
Pirate boy reciting the alphabet
"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."
Mardi Gras
"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."
"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."
"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."
"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."
Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'
Cow Pinatas
"Relax. I just had a vitamin."
The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog
'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'
The height of fashion in 1796
I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.
Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!
Champagne
Bear Costume
Papageno from The Magic Flute
Cut!
"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"
A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.
"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."
Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball
Dead Funny
"I was almost that last year."
Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.
"Happy St Patrick’s Day"
Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.
"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."
Advocado
'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'
Modern Major General
Costume Critique Gifts Collection
Costume Critique Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the costume critique enthusiast in your life—each with playful designs celebrating their eye for detail.
Costume Critique Pillows
Bring humor to their home with pillows that celebrate the art of costume critique—comfortable, funny, and stylish.
Costume Critique Prints
Decorate with prints that capture the humor and passion of costume critics—an ideal gift for their creative space.
Costume Critique T-Shirts
Discover amusing t-shirts that spotlight a love for costume analysis—great for making a statement and sharing a laugh.