Costume Critique Mugs

"I'm afraid it's your suit...you're suffering from batnipple."

Remote control pirate bully

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Cow Pinatas

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

The height of fashion in 1796

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Champagne

Bear Costume

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Cut!

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Dead Funny

"I was almost that last year."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Advocado

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Modern Major General