Cost-comparison Champion Gifts

"Remember that robin I brought along last time and explained the comparison to your bill?"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Corporate Lawyers

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

'It says take all this medication - if you can afford it.'

'This urn contains the ashes of all my annual performance reviews. They gave it to me in lieu of a gold watch, when I filed for retirement. Management said money is tight.'

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

Cartoon about the high cost of health insurance.

Knight with a pen in an LLP.

Bus driver says to passenger: 'This IS a green bus, but that doesn't mean you can recycle your ticket.'

Real World

"Next on Winterwatch, we check in on Mr and Mrs Henderson who are hibernating to avoid putting the heating on."

To get customer service please scream loudly 'Dear God is there no one there, what do I have to do to get serviced...I'm going to take my money somewhere else...'

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

'Spiralling costs! We're all in the same boat, Vicar.'

'You know I'd love to take you for a spin, but... with this new car payment, I really can't afford the gas right now!'

College and its economic cost

"I could have bought the steaks you asked for...but then I remembered the kids will be starting college in only 7 or 8 years!"

"Have you compared our prices, Madam?"

"I've wasted valuable hours of my life comparing the comparison sites and comparing each site for comparison. . . and I've forgotten what I was comparing in the first place!!!"

'Our prices are drastically marked down from their drastic markup!'

I remember not to spend too much by replacing every s in my shopping list with a dollar sign.