Cosmos Conversationalist T-Shirts

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'I love your bangs.'

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

'Oh, you're from earth. Do you know Aaron Michaelson?'

'Everything's heavenly! How about you?'

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

'The Big Bang theory of creation.'

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

'I chase women, but only to tell them about investment opportunities.'

'I tell you what, no more dates with Astronomers! What I thought would be a romantic walk under the stars ended up being a two-hour Physics lecture...'

Books 'n' Coffee

"You have a really weird energy."

The Devil and an angel talk by the water cooler.

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

'I know about the birds, but what about the bees?'

Men telling stories

"You had me at sextile moon."