Cosmos Contemplators Gifts

'I like to think of the universe as a God shaped whole.'

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Sisyphus during Covid

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

Apocalipsis

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

'This looks good. It's a six-hour special on how society is becoming too sedentary.'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

If fifty is the new seventy, when is the new dead?

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

'But Mabel, I distinctly remember that the vicar said 'till death us do part...''

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'