Cosmos Contemplators Mugs

'I like to think of the universe as a God shaped whole.'

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Sisyphus during Covid

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"Of course, in cosmic years, we're still quite young."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

Buffering

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Apocalipsis

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

'This looks good. It's a six-hour special on how society is becoming too sedentary.'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

If fifty is the new seventy, when is the new dead?

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

'But Mabel, I distinctly remember that the vicar said 'till death us do part...''

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"