Cosmopolitan Cook Pillows

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

Bake off: Flan B

"More helium."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

Recipes.

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

Beard helper

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

Cafe Philosophique

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him."

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

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"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Christmas canape?

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

Frozen Fish

'I love pretentious pasta!'

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.

'If it's any consolation, we use EVERY PART of the explorer.'

Mom's Home-Deforested Cooking!

Our Village Industrial Competition.

"I'm a citizen of the world, but I'm based in Bayonne."