Cosmopolitan Cook Prints

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

Bake off: Flan B

"More helium."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

Recipes.

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

Cafe Philosophique

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

Beard helper

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

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'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

Christmas canape?

"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him."

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

Frozen Fish

'I love pretentious pasta!'

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.

Mom's Home-Deforested Cooking!

'If it's any consolation, we use EVERY PART of the explorer.'

Our Village Industrial Competition.