Cosmic Listener Pillows

Boptimism

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Try me/try me/try me...

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"Shall we put it in play?"

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"I've got an app for that."

Lust in Space.

Apocalipsis

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."