Cosmic Listener Gifts

Satellite radio DJ Lenny Purtz.

Boptimism

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Try me/try me/try me...

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"Of course, in cosmic years, we're still quite young."

"Shall we put it in play?"

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Buffering

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

Lust in Space.

Apocalipsis

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"I've got an app for that."

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.