Cosmic Credit Explorer T-Shirts

'Somewhere out there is a credit card company that I don't owe money to.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Flying sauces.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

The Origins of Everything

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

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Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.