Cosmic Credit Explorer T-Shirts

'Somewhere out there is a credit card company that I don't owe money to.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Flying sauces.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

The Origins of Everything

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Siri, find oxygen."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Mars Poppins

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

God passing the time.

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