Cosmic Couples Gifts

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

Marry me astronaut

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Astronaut love

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"Are there space-babes?"

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

Lust in Space.

Men Are From Mars

"You're going to have to get rid of that uniform."

I can give you the Moon.

And I'll tell you another thing that bugs me, he sucks his teeth in his sleep!!

Alien throwing out astronaut with the rubbish.

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

Alien reading postcard.

Humans and aliens have discovered planet at same time. Awkward!

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

Universe Is Expanding.