Cosmic Buddies Gifts

Moon and Earth

"We only got six days of funding."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Quantum Psychic

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Climbing to the moon...

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

The Loneliness of Power

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

Pluto

Lust in Space.

Taking the Dog for a Walk

The Moon Made from Cheese