Cosmic Couple Gifts

"He keeps moaning on about how he needs space!"

Marry me astronaut

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Astronaut love

Climbing to the moon...

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"Are there space-babes?"

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Lust in Space.

Men Are From Mars

"You're going to have to get rid of that uniform."

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

"You must be joking, it’s my ex — what are the odds?"

Alien throwing out astronaut with the rubbish.

I can give you the Moon.

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

Alien reading postcard.

Humans and aliens have discovered planet at same time. Awkward!

Universe Is Expanding.