Cosmic Couples Pillows

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

Marry me astronaut

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Astronaut love

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Are there space-babes?"

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Lust in Space.

Men Are From Mars

I can give you the Moon.

Alien throwing out astronaut with the rubbish.

"You're going to have to get rid of that uniform."

And I'll tell you another thing that bugs me, he sucks his teeth in his sleep!!

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

Alien reading postcard.

Universe Is Expanding.

Humans and aliens have discovered planet at same time. Awkward!

I just edited your Wikipedia entry. Whoopty doo. Tap tap tap tap tap. You'll be happy to know you are no longer the last of your kind, Sadie. Astronomers have discovered another supermassive black hole that expels nearly as much hot air as you do. You're now listed under "oppressive objects that burp out galactic gas." I will exact revenge at a time and place of my choosing.