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"Unfortunately, they keep their shades drawn in that particular galaxy."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

"I opted for the upgrades."

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'Captain! Our onboard anti-virus software did not prevent a virus from going where no virus has gone before.'

Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Neptune: the retirement years.

Astronaut at office desk on the moon, with in/out boxes; inner space/outer space.

'Bill, we've decided to increase your sales territory.'

String Theory

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?"

Clothing on other planets

Clothes Encounters.

God Knitting a Sheep

Last night I met an interesting guy online. He's an Aries with a trust fund rising.

The God's football

Crop Circle Haircut.

Sadie, I saw something disturbing on Youtube. A theoretical physicist named S. James Gates Jr. was attempting to discern the elementary structure of nature. It let him to a set of equations that were indistinguishable from computer code. Computer code, he found, is written into the equations that describe the cosmos. Do you have any idea what this means? It means it might be true that we're all part of a simulation! I'm assuming you've stopped talking, since your lips are no longer flapping.

"It's a lovely, clear night - so I'm going out to gaze at the spy satellites. . ."

'I was in a bit of a hurry so I made it from a mix.'