Cosmetics Magnate T-Shirts

'Our new owner is a Russian Cosmetics magnate, meet his wife.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Entropy.

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

"Sold his air rights."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

'One day this will all be yours.'

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Just Married an Oil Baron

Ladies and gentlemen, a quadrillion comes after a trillion, so get used to pronouncing it.

'He died of too much money.'

The Murdochs '. . . Wendi, this channel'snot plugging any newscorp interests!'

'This portfolio is perfect for someone who has become too materialistic.'

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

Fridge Magnate

Elon Musk

'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'

Real Estate Sign - Desperation...

'I tried to light my cigar with money once, but the coin just got hot and burned my fingers.'

I'm a stocks millionaire! Do you really want me to be satisfied with a simple rubber duck??!

Lord Reith

"Today only, Mr. Hardly, when you buy one 737 MAX airliner at our special price, we'll throw in a second 737 MAX absolutely free."

The Squillionaire's Space Race Heats Up

'I'm coming out of the closet. I'm into material wealth, and I'm not afraid to admit it.'