Makeup Mogul T-Shirts

'Our new owner is a Russian Cosmetics magnate, meet his wife.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Dog eat dog.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Newspaper suicide.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

The Personal ATM

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Counting my Bonus...

Savory Types

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...