Cosmetics Gifts

'Have you considered Botox?'

'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'

'You are right; it does appear to be some kind of a fungus.'

'I'm just checking this deoderant wasn't tested on anyone I know...'

"First, we'll need a sample of your DNA."

Alice's range of expressions after her face lift.

How to make girls feel uglier so they buy more beauty products.

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

"What can I tell you.. Maybe she has a beter surgeon than you.."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Got anything for horse hair?

"...with the Botox injections... I never lose at poker."

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"Beauty comes from within."

"Because I'm worth it"

Spot the face-lift.

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

'Met my sister for lunch the other day. She's actually beginning to show her age. Of course, not her real age.'

"Yes, Face Transplants are therotical posibility.. and NO you can't have Brad Pitt's."

'Botox is one thing, but that's the last time I go to a liposuction party!'

'Your hands are so smooth. Do you use skin softener?'

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"Honey, let's lay off the Botox for a while, shall we?"

'Oh, come on. . . you can't tell me Dasher hasn't had antler enhancement surgery!'

'You're looking years younger Doreen. Have you had some cosmetic surgery?'

'Why is it women spend hours plucking their eyebrows...then spend hours penciling them back in again!'

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

How's your online cosmetic surgery course going?

'Collagen injections? No, but Bob's handy with a stapler and a pair of sausages ..'

"Believe it or not, but that's me before I had plastic surgery!"

'That new concealer works great!'

"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'