Cosmetics T-Shirts

'Have you considered Botox?'

'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'

'You are right; it does appear to be some kind of a fungus.'

'I'm just checking this deoderant wasn't tested on anyone I know...'

"First, we'll need a sample of your DNA."

How to make girls feel uglier so they buy more beauty products.

Alice's range of expressions after her face lift.

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

Got anything for horse hair?

"...with the Botox injections... I never lose at poker."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"What can I tell you.. Maybe she has a beter surgeon than you.."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"Because I'm worth it"

Spot the face-lift.

"Beauty comes from within."

"Honey, let's lay off the Botox for a while, shall we?"

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

'Botox is one thing, but that's the last time I go to a liposuction party!'

'Met my sister for lunch the other day. She's actually beginning to show her age. Of course, not her real age.'

'Your hands are so smooth. Do you use skin softener?'

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

"Yes, Face Transplants are therotical posibility.. and NO you can't have Brad Pitt's."

"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."

'Why is it women spend hours plucking their eyebrows...then spend hours penciling them back in again!'

'You're looking years younger Doreen. Have you had some cosmetic surgery?'

'Collagen injections? No, but Bob's handy with a stapler and a pair of sausages ..'

"Believe it or not, but that's me before I had plastic surgery!"

'Oh, come on. . . you can't tell me Dasher hasn't had antler enhancement surgery!'

How's your online cosmetic surgery course going?

'That new concealer works great!'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'