Cosmetic Treatment Follower Pillows

'That bust cream has worked a treat.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Inflating Boobs.

"Like my new haircut?"

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"Port outbound, starboard home."

The Aging of Underwear

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

People of the Fall

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

Lady imitating fashion

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Cosmetic pouches.

'He's a goatee herder.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"How did my discovery get picked over yoga pants?"

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

'Try these. They'll stylishly announce your return to the idealism of your youth without any apologies for being a total sell-out during the past few decades!'

Everyone's a Media Expert

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

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