Cosmetic Treatment Follower Mugs

'That bust cream has worked a treat.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Inflating Boobs.

"Like my new haircut?"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

The Aging of Underwear

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"Port outbound, starboard home."

People of the Fall

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

Lady imitating fashion

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

Cosmetic pouches.

'He's a goatee herder.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

bitter lemon...

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

'Try these. They'll stylishly announce your return to the idealism of your youth without any apologies for being a total sell-out during the past few decades!'

"How did my discovery get picked over yoga pants?"

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'