Beauty Regimen Followers Pillows

Rachel Rapunzelstein

All Natural Nothing

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Inflating Boobs.

Curling your hair for no reason

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Vanity artist

A couple lie in bed

"So what's your success rate?"

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

Cosmetic pouches.

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

'Is this your first makeover, Mr. Quasimodo?'

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

Highlights

'Why don't you look like Jennifer Aniston, you're the same age.'

Family Curling Habits

"Jog on!"

A rubber bone? Are you on some kind of fad diet?

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"I had my wings done"

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Rabbit spraying 'Hare Spray' on head.

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

The Sprats