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Rachel Rapunzelstein

All Natural Nothing

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Curling your hair for no reason

Inflating Boobs.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Vanity artist

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"So what's your success rate?"

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

A couple lie in bed

Cosmetic pouches.

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

Family Curling Habits

'Is this your first makeover, Mr. Quasimodo?'

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

Highlights

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

"I had my wings done"

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

The Sprats

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."

Rabbit spraying 'Hare Spray' on head.

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'