Fitness Regime Follower Pillows

"Jog on!"

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."

In the Guru District

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Turn, turn and turn.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Yearbook

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Monica Seles

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Bench Press Accident

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

City Marathon.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"