Cosmetic Experimenter Gifts

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Bad fake tan day.

Woman worrying about Botox health risk article - Husband says 'You look really old and wrinkly since you had that botox treatment'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

What price beauty?

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Woman applying makeup

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"Botox."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

Blend Schools

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

A small man under a giant microscope.

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'