Cosine Connoisseur Pillows

"Yes, Dad, I'm sure that a cosine has nothing to do with a loan."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

The Family Joules: Part 21

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Malcolm Sargent

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Dog Walker

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Inaction Figure

Shaved Ice

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

The Family Joules: Part 3

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Pisa Hut.

Litteratti K9s.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

S**t Threw a Goose

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'The first cocktail.'

Moliere

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.