Cosine Connoisseur Pillows

"Yes, Dad, I'm sure that a cosine has nothing to do with a loan."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Dog Walker

Malcolm Sargent

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

Inaction Figure

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Shaved Ice

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Litteratti K9s.

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

S**t Threw a Goose

'The first cocktail.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Pisa Hut.

Moliere

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.