Corvid Lover Gifts

Crows emerge from crows

Clown on bike.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Clown God

Clown Face Painting

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Clown Skis.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Clown Wedding with Rake

Beware of balloon dog.

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

Children's Entertainer

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"I didn't say he's dying from choking. I said he's killing us with his joking."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Distance to horizon varies.

'What's that funny smell?'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"I locked the key in the trunk."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'