Corvid Lover Gifts

Crows emerge from crows

Clown on bike.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Clown God

Clown Face Painting

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Clown Skis.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"Herb's from Texas."

Beware of balloon dog.

Children's Entertainer

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

'What's that funny smell?'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Distance to horizon varies.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'