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Bird landing on egghead monk

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

$1: Family Secrets

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Abacus.

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Entomology Reference

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

'What happens after the end of time?'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

'The financial advisor is here.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'