Corvid Curiosity Pillows

Bird landing on egghead monk

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

$1: Family Secrets

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

Abacus.

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

Entomology Reference

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'What happens after the end of time?'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'The financial advisor is here.'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head