Corruption Gifts

"I only got into politics to make money after I left."

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

"Just remember at the Olympics the finish line has become the bottom line."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

Panama Papers Scandal

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

The evidence destroyed

Mobsters at the Beach

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

Automatic Congressman

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'