Corruption Critics Gifts

FIFA scandal

'In other countries you are presumed innocent until proven guilty, but here you are presumed guilty until you raise the money to bribe the judge.'

'You're a Congressman, eh? Okay -- give me $50,000.00 and we'll call it even.'

Political speech

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

Automatic Congressman

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

I Want to be a Drone President

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

Disappearing Democracy

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

'That damn racial scandal.'

Financial Corruption

Corporate person hood!

Goal!

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence.

We should promote many of our staff to management positions...

"Just remember, you could end up just like me. . . dead and hanging upside down at a gas station. . ."

"Nooooo!"

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

Don't worry, we're anti gun control.

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Voting Difficulties

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

The Manipulation of Justice

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'