Corruption Critique Gifts

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"Good boy."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Herman Mankiewicz

Reading my Critics

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

DUNVOTIN

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

US Capitol Building Toppled

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

Greed.

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"I don't want to insult your intelligence - I imagine that happens enough as it is."

The Emperor's New Clothes

Finally! There comes my most important man!

social services cuts

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."