Corruption T-Shirts

"I only got into politics to make money after I left."

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

Panama Papers Scandal

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

The evidence destroyed

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Mobsters at the Beach

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

Automatic Congressman

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

Disappearing Democracy