Corporate Relations Pillows

'Yes, yes, Bestwick, we agreed you're right, but, if you will recall, we also agreed, 'So what?''

"My boss says I intimidate people. . . so I stared at him until he apologized."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'That's our mission statement.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

Spot the difference.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Storm in the out tray

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Welcome to the Team

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

Working hours.

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'