Corporate Dealings Pillows

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'That's our mission statement.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Storm in the out tray

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Working hours.

Welcome to the Team

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"At this office no two days are different."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.