'Yes, yes, Bestwick, we agreed you're right, but, if you will recall, we also agreed, 'So what?''
Corporate Relations Gifts
Searching for a gift that celebrates professional relationships with a touch of humor? Our products for corporate relations balance wit and professionalism, ideal for colleagues, clients, or business partners. Whether it's a lighthearted mug, a clever T-shirt, or a stylish print, you’ll discover something that adds personality to your corporate gifting. Show appreciation or bring a smile to someone’s face with our thoughtfully designed items that blend humor and professionalism seamlessly.
"My boss says I intimidate people. . . so I stared at him until he apologized."
No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.
"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."
"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."
"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."
'That's our mission statement.'
Large Dollar Sign Office Block
'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'
'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'
'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'
"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."
"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."
Spot the difference.
Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'
"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."
'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'
'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'
'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'
Storm in the out tray
'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'
'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'
"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"
"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"
"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."
'Office' block tightening it's belt
'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'
"I'm feeling completely wiped out."
"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."
A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'
"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."
Working hours.
'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'
Corporate Relations Gifts Collection
Corporate Relations Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs designed for those with a knack for corporate humor. Find a perfect gift that celebrates your professional relationships.
Corporate Relations Pillows
Discover funny and stylish pillows that bring humor to your office or home workspace, perfect for colleagues or clients who appreciate lighthearted decor.
Corporate Relations Prints
Browse our stylish prints that celebrate corporate camaraderie with wit and charm—perfect for decorating offices or giving as a memorable gift.
Corporate Relations T-Shirts
Check out our collection of clever T-shirts aimed at professionals who like to add a bit of humor to their wardrobe and work environment.