Corporate Power Examiner Pillows

'...and these are for staying on good terms with our private-sector friends, Bechtel and Halliburton.'

"Welcome to the future"

"Good boy."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Corporate Greed.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Examiners.

"Office of quality assurance"

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'Their ruling's all about Freedom of Speech...which allows us to say, 'We have the right to influence elections''

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

"Smart Arse"

Lambs to the Slaughter

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

CEO slumber

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...