'...and these are for staying on good terms with our private-sector friends, Bechtel and Halliburton.'
Corporate Power Examiner Gifts
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"Welcome to the future"
"Good boy."
'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'
The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.
"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."
Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.
TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement
'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'
Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.
Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail
Corporate Greed.
'Thank you for not guessing.'
Examiners.
"Office of quality assurance"
State of the Union
'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'
'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'
The World Pharmaceutical Corporation
"Smart Arse"
Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits
U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret
Political Integrity Explained
Lambs to the Slaughter
'Their ruling's all about Freedom of Speech...which allows us to say, 'We have the right to influence elections''
"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"
Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.
"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."
"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"
'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'
Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'
"I see Jerry is up to his old tricks again."
Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.
"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"
Fascism? You're Soaking In It.
Corporate Power Examiner Gifts Collection
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