Corporate Power Analyst Pillows

"Welcome to the future"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I hate performance review season."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"It looks like the 'because I say so' has it."

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

The Gladiator.

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

US Energy Needs.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."

"This is Mr Johnson, the man who works under me."

"I see you as a little bee, Kutner. Buzz, buzz, buzz, go make some honey."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Above reproach.

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"Destroyers"

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Overdraft limit.

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Critical Ethanol report