Power Analyst Pillows

Meeting Room

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

"The bigger your binder, the greater your power."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Welcome to the future"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Light Bulb Moment

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"Morning, all!"

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time Is Money

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"It looks like the 'because I say so' has it."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Was that my pager or yours?"