Power Analyst Pillows

Meeting Room

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

"The bigger your binder, the greater your power."

'Well Alex I suppose you could sell it on Ebay.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Welcome to the future"

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Light Bulb Moment

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"Morning, all!"

The Life of Pi

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

Time Is Money

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"It looks like the 'because I say so' has it."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'