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Power Grid Analyst Pillows
Add some personality to their space with pillows designed for power grid analysts. Fun, thoughtful, and perfect for decorating a home office or den with a touch of humor about their profession.
'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'
"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'
"It looks like the 'because I say so' has it."
"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"
"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."
Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders
The Gladiator.
'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'
GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.
US Energy Needs.
Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.
'There's a renewable source the government should use.'
'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'
"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."
"This is Mr Johnson, the man who works under me."
"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."
"I see you as a little bee, Kutner. Buzz, buzz, buzz, go make some honey."
"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."
Above reproach.
'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'
"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"
Ethanol and foreign oil.
Book dictator
"Destroyers"
Third Option
Critical Ethanol report
'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'
"Gas, is it the future?"
Industrial Beautification van
The scales between gluttony and hunger
'Have you met my vice-presidents?'
BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.
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