Corporate Nonconformists Gifts

'Oh, c'mon, it'll be fun! Let's all go down and get tattooed and pierced!'

'Let's not go by the book.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

The Mainstream

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Dare to be different.

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

'Today the house voted for a timeline, the sentate voted for benchmarks, and Halliburton voted for staying the course.'

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

'If there's one thing I've learnt being a manager,it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

With-it Woman

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

'Downsizing through attrition will work if enough employees will cooperate and die.'