Corporate Law Gifts

'Send this back to the legal department. I think they could make it much more complicated than this...'

"My fees are quite high, and yet you say you have little money. I think I'm seeing a conflict of interest here."

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

Destitute businessman: 'Played by the rules.'

"It's a pretty standard contract - just sign here below, ' ... and hung by the neck until dead.'"

"It's legal – but not entirely."

Corporate Lawyers

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

"We can't enjoin them forever. Someone is going to build a better mousetrap."

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

"�this is the standard company contract - I want you to stick in a couple of loopholes."

Guardian Attorney

I hate these hostile takeovers.

At the careers Office - "I want to be a corporate lawyer - that'll be �350 please!"

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"I wonder if the 'Dumpty' incident led to a restructuring of their liability package."

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

"Remember, son, when life gives you a lemon, call the attorneys."

Companies Act Legislation.

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

"It's a nasty little law. Fortunately for you, I'm a nasty little lawyer."

"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

'We're cutting back on our legal expenses and going with the violence instead.'

'Have you not noticed that our legal department is crawling with lawyers!'

A corporation of lawyers / A den of thieves

"I was a child actor and now I'm an attorney. What does that prove?"

'K7K industries (an alleged monopoly case under appeal)

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

"You can't cheat an honest man, but you can probably screw his attorney."

"I thought Thursday was 'bring your attorney to work day'."

"We're looking for a bold decision maker."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."