Corporate Jailbreaker Gifts

Trapped in a cubical

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Female business.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'I'm making you our receiving manager. Now, go fetch!'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

Walkie Talkie Company CEO has in/out boxes labeled: Talk the talk, Walk the Walk.

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Management Speak - reading between the lines: "This new role would involve some extra responsibilities." "He wants me too work twice as hard."

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"I've worked for the company for 40 years..."

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'