Jailbreaker Wannabe Gifts

A prisoner is painting different stages of his escape plan from his cell.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Police Lineup Escape

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'Hey! Kid in the blue! Where'd you get that BEER?'

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Desert Island Inmate

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"I think I'm just going to sit this recession out."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

"What's your exit strategy?"

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."