Corporate Cupid Pillows

Why did you think the prenup lawyer gave me such a good deal?

'If you're going to send messages on the office intranet make sure you know who's going to get them.'

"It's a collection for Shirley. I want to take her to lunch."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Barman In Love.

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Wedding Chefs

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

Chefs in love

"I'm leaving my job so that I can spend time with another job."

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

"We were shopping nearby, so I brought Andrew over to see you in action."

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

Blind data.

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

My friend really wants to meet you. He Googled your operating system and thinks you two are compatible, a perfect match. He's looking for a partner to grow into obsolescence with. Oops --- he's not powered up. Go ahead, buddy! You're on.

"This is Stan, my latest project."

'You will tweet a tall dark stranger.'

Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.