Corporate Counselor Gifts

"Sometimes I think the collaborative process would work better without you."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Staff support"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

The president's men

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

A fight in the Boardroom.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

America, are we learning anything?

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Licensed Therapist

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'