Corporate Counselor Pillows

"Sometimes I think the collaborative process would work better without you."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Staff support"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

The president's men

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

America, are we learning anything?

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'